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To the tune of “Breakfast at Tiffany’s” by “Deep Blue Something”. I’ve been meaning to record this at some point but since I haven’t gotten around to it for about 6 months I figure I’ll just post the lyrics on here and you can all imagine how it goes.
Oh, and if I have any rights, I reserve them, whatever they are.

Mario Galaxy

You say, the Wii is lacking power
It sounds like a golden shower
Yet it’s designed for kids

You say, the wiimote is a gimmick
The actions you must mimic
Will give you RSI

Chorus:
And I say “What about
Mario Galaxy?”
You said “I think I
remember the game and
As I recall I think
It was spectacular
And I said “well that’s,
the one thing it’s got”

You say, an Xbox 360
Has Halo, which is pretty
And you can play online

You say, a Playstation 3
is as powerful as can be
The future is Blu-ray
CHORUS

You say Wii Play was gay
Wii Sports was okay
And Warioware was nuts

You say Red steel wasn’t ready
You’d won Zelda already
The Gamecube is enough

CHORUS

To the tune of “Another Brick in the wall part 2″. Remember, “the wall” is the name of the steepest slope in Pamporovo resort.

We don’t need no ski instruction
We don’t need no turn control
Avoiding chasms on the corners
Ski school leave my runs alone
Hey, Ski school! Leave my runs alone.

All in all it’s just another slide down ‘the wall’
All in all it’s just another crash on ‘the wall’

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To the tune of some silly song originally about swimming that has actions. Each time around you sing one less line, but still do the actions.

||:Skiing, skiing, at the skiing slopes
When days are cold and days are freezing
on the skiing slopes
Snow plough, parallel turn, up the chairlifts too
Don’t you wish that there was nothing else for you to do, but… :||

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Less lyrical blog post to follow.