If a thesis is 100′000 words,
And I have 5 months left,
How many words per day do I have to write?
Right. Time to dive in. I don’t have *no* words, but a lot of what I have is wrong, or old, or stupidly written. Don’t expect anything from me that isn’t coloured by STRESS and SCIENCE. They are, of course: orange, and ultraviolet.
And yes, this is exactly the kind of sloppy maths to prove a point that I will be using in my research, since you ask.