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I’m not going to witter on about this because there’s not a lot to say, but I did indeed go without buying clothes for an entire year, with the exceptions of a) a fancy dress costume and b) A pair of shoes because I was getting blisters going up the hill. These shoes were £7 from Barnardos, so not exactly a big spend, eh?

[edit]:Of course, the next bit was an April Fool!
Having done so well at renouncing worldly things, I have decided to convert to Buddhism. Following the 8-fold path and the 5 precepts, I shall be renouncing both alcohol and meat, and will speak only truth from now on.