Because it’s Good Friday ;)

An American explains Easter to a Martian

If you celebrate Easter, enjoy your festival, I’m afraid it’s quite alien to me. Mind you, same goes for Ostara and Purim. Higan also looks pretty interesting.

Still, happy Persian New Year(and beginning of the Bahá’í year), and happy birthday for yesterday, Mohammed!

For everyone else, (in the northern hemisphere) happy vernal equinox, enjoy Spring! (Autumn, if you’re in the southern hemisphere, driving around Australia in a car you bought on the first day you got there, for example)

Don’t forget to put your clocks forward on the 30th. Ah, British Summer Time. Because equinoxes weren’t confusing enough. I’m off to balance an egg on its end.