Last night Meatloaf walked off stage halfway through his performance, stating that he’d never perform again. Tomorrow night, as you should all already be aware, I’m supposed to be attending his next concert… I missed the opportunity last time for a Professional Issues in Software Engineering exam, and have wanted to see him live since I first heard Anything for Love in 1993. I can’t help but feel like I am being conspired against by the powers that be.
Does he want us to Cry Over Him? We would Do Anything for a Concert, but perhaps he’s done being a Rock ‘n’ Roll Mercenary. If he doesn’t show, there’ll be Not a Dry Eye in the House, and we’ll all be singing “this concert is a Lemon and We Want Our Money Back!” But seriously, Is Nothing Sacred Anymore? All I want is a Piece of The Action that countless fans have already had. Somehow, I always thought he’d be Blind before he Stopped. Perhaps he’s already Blind as a Bat. A Bat out of Hell. So the Heaven of seeing him live can Wait.
Oh, and Gareth is having the spare ticket, now, like a Sailor to a Siren.
STROKEY | 01-Nov-07 at 1:00 pm | Permalink
That’s a Bad Attitude you’ve got there, don’t go Jumpin the Gun. Hewon’t leave you All Revved Up With No Place to Go. After resting today he’ll be making your Rock n Roll Dreams come through tomorrow night
MisterJTA | 01-Nov-07 at 1:12 pm | Permalink
Ouch. I love puns, I do, but those actually physically hurt me.
Stop it. Otherwise I’m going to have to start Runnin’ For the Red Light.
But, seriously, and your awful puns aside, I Couldn’t Have Said it Better Myself.
Eskoala | 01-Nov-07 at 2:38 pm | Permalink
Strokey, you Took the Words Right Out Of My Mouth.
Scatman Dan | 01-Nov-07 at 3:03 pm | Permalink
I just can’t believe that you’re such a Modern Girl as to blog about this. By this time tomorrow hopefully we’ll know one way or the other whether or not he’s performing, and so whether you’ll be Home By Now (No Matter What). He really is Getting Away With Murder on this one, though, like he’s some Rock ‘n’ Roll Hero. You’ll feel a real idiot if you go to the concert and it’s not showing and you’re left Standing On The Outside. Do It!
Anyway, there’s no need to go Jumpin’ The Gun until we hear either way.